Only twice over the years have I published my own writing in the magazine I edit. Here's the more recent of the two.

This is an application for a science magazine of the French literary Oulipo exercise to the jargon of molecular biology.

A rant (the magazine that published it labeled it "spleen") on how much I hate queues.

When I first went to Australia years ago (I'm a dual citizen now) the slang was funny but sometimes baffling.